"I don captain't think you have any grounds to grouse, young captainstabbin man," she chuckled. "We gassed captain you up to make captain you feel good and captain gave you someone soft and captain cuddly to play with on your way crush here. Carmen is one of my hottest agents. Men generally like the way she 'entertains' them before they go captain beddy-bye. You were certainly no different."
"Surely you do not think captainstabbin I would work for you?" David sneered.
"Forget it welcome," he snapped captainstabbin.